Well … They Finally Raided My Place

Show Me Yours - I’ll Show You Mine

I was over at AngryMan’s place and his recent post & comments sparked an idea for a meme. I’d like to propose that we all take/find/steal a picture of our local library and post it on our blog.

Here’s mine:

This beauty was an original Andrew Carnegie free library. (Yes, kids, rich people used to do a bit of good with their billions made on the backs of us working stiffs. Can you imagine Bill Gates giving each family in America a computer? Me neither.) I’m happy to say the the libraries around here are well supported and staffed. Hell, they still take phone calls!

I tag the following people to show us their library … if they dare:

AngryMan
CuntRag
Joey Polanski
Lynn
Sideon
Malach the Wiki
Mike
Phoebe
Colonel Colonel

Burn Baby Burn!

 

So yeah, the state’s on fire, seriously see HERE . I’m right smack dab in the middle of a thousand of those. I probably shouldn’t have married that lesbian next door. The Repuglicans said we’d pay for legalizing gay marriage.

It’s so hazy and smokey here they’ve issued  health warnings … I haven’t had a cigarette in 4 weeks. Funny how things turn out.

I’ll be back online once the air clears. I’ll tell you all about who I’m laying regularly, what I’ve been doing besides getting laid and giant tits and wangs will be posted. So stay tuned and pray for rain. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodbye George

He was right about so many things - especially tits.

How is This Assessment Different From Any Other Man??

John Hinckley’s “Fondling Privileges”

Government says Reagan assailant is narcissistic juggler of women

 JUNE 18–John Hinckley is a womanizing narcissist who juggles sexual relationships, maintains “fondling privileges” with one paramour, and “believes himself entitled to a life of leisure,” according to federal prosecutors opposing the presidential assailant’s bid for more time away from a Washington, D.C. psychiatric hospital. In a blistering court filing, government lawyers charge that Hinckley, 53, has engaged in “continued inappropriate and unrealistic relationships with several women,” and that he has not satisfactorily addressed “issues surrounding his relationships with women.” In a June 4 motion, government lawyers reported that Hinckley has been “maintaining near simultaneous sexual relationships” with two women, “rekindled” a relationship with a former girlfriend, and “met a fourth woman” last year. A copy of the U.S. District Court filing can be found below. This “significant increase in his interaction with women” is of concern, prosecutors argue, because of Hinckley’s “narcissistic need to be in the company of women and to impress the women he is with.” Hinckley needs to address “his issues” surrounding these relationships, prosecutors wrote, “in order to preclude the danger that he might again try to impress a woman through violence.” In 1981, Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan as a “love offering” to actress Jodie Foster, with whom he was obsessed. At trial the following year, Hinckley was found not guilty by reason of insanity and was confined to St. Elizabeths Hospital, where he has spent the last 25 years. Over the past decade, Hinckley has been granted supervised visits with his family, and it is the duration of those releases that he is currently seeking to expand. The government believes that such an expansion is “improvident and endangers the community.” Prosecutors noted that as a result of Hinckley’s “reemergent narcissism,” he “believes himself entitled to a life of leisure and shows significant signs of stress when he is not given his way.” A July 21 court hearing is scheduled on Hinckley’s motion for additional furloughs from St. Elizabeths. (Read the full story HERE)

Shit Bags, Addictions and Updates

Everyone seems to have their shit bag cinched up about this new “Sex and the City” movie … WTF?? I mean come on … women are wearing drag queen clothes to stand in line for hours to see a trumped up television show, written by gay men, about the sex lives of straight women??? My mind boggles. I could barely stand this stench on t.v. … now they’re a full-length feature? I hope the Apocalypse comes soon.

Even here in Tiny Town, they’re lining up in full costume and being spiritually crushed by “Sold Out” signs.

These four horse-faced snatches represent American women about as much as I do. Sadly, I see more and more women modeling themselves after these fake, overly made-up, expensive but poorly dressed twats and it makes me want to take an automatic weapon into the nearest Lane Bryant. THIS is why people hate us, America. These four herpes spreading figments of gay mens’ imaginations are what is wrong with the nation. (Well … them and BushCo., Inc. )

 

And one last thing on this subject … I blame these shit bag bitches for the return of this fashion nightmare:

NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN THESE FUCKED UP PANTS! NO. ONE. STOP WEARING THEM.

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Other than that, how have y’all been? I’m trying to make the rounds to everyone’s blogs … I’ve been gone so long that it takes me a while to read through your archives. I’m nothing if not thorough.

Quick personal update … I quit smoking cigarettes again and for a time I stopped eating dead meat too. But as always, one day the heroin addict in me said it would be OK to have *just one cig* and while I was at it, I might as well eat a big, juicy steak. (sigh) For the record they were both delicious.  I’m back on the wagon from the cigs and from RED meat. We’ll see how long this lasts.

Drop me a comment, I’m here now.

Love,
Sister Sara

Update

 Hi Guys!

Thanks for hanging in there with my absent ass. I have been working HERE: & HERE: When I get home, I have no energy for the computer … did I mention I’m getting laid regularly with the new deal? Yeah, well, I am. I also don’t live in the city any more. Soon as the feral genes settle down, I’ll be back reading AND writing. In the meanwhile, if you need any stove parts or freaky lighting … operators are standing by … literally.

 Much love to you all!

SSS

Does Anyone in Nashville Tennessee

Do any of y’all still read this rag?

Muslim Pussy

In case you were wondering what one looks like ….

Contract Completed

Well, kids, I’ve been *released* from my contract with *The Company*. Fun while it lasted but it’s true, all good things come to an end.

One very positive thing about unemployment … one can not indulge in venti, skinny, gingerbread lattes anymore. Also, one must seriously consider quitting the cancer sticks. Yep … you poor bastards are going to have to deal with my withdrawal … AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!!