Stealing Schtick – I Have No Shame
05/03/2009
Gentle readers, let’s not confuse ‘em …
Dogwood in Full Bloom …
Dog Wood in Full Bloom …
Dog photo shamelessly pilfered from Old Fish & Lemonade
Idea shamelessly pilfered from The Joey Polanski Show
Shamelessly pilfering Mike’s pilfer at Tongue in Check
That is all, carry on.
Here’s a Good Idea …
05/02/2009
Think it was Mom or Dad who snapped this gem?
LT’s Appearance
04/22/2009
Lawrence Taylor was one of the guests on “The Jimmy Kimmel Show” last night. LT – Lawrence Taylor, the whore-mongering, ex-football player who has since been to rehab and was recently eliminated from some dance show. Anyway, I noticed LT seemed quite excited to be on the show, take a look (please excuse the poor quality of the photos):
It’s nice to see drugs, booze and STDs don’t always ruin the wood.
These are MY Rivers!
04/07/2009
I feel responsible for some of this. The amount of urine I have deposited into these amazing waters over the years had to contribute to some of the destruction. I’m going to have to figure out a way to help this cause.
By Matt Weiser
mweiser@sacbee.com
Published: Tuesday, Apr. 7, 2009 – 12:00 am | Page 4B
The Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers will be named today as the nation’s most endangered waterways by the environmental group American Rivers.
It will be a news flash mainly for the other 49 states.
Many Californians are already well aware of the myriad problems in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta and its two main rivers. They’ve lived for several years with water shortages caused by the Delta’s environmental problems, and with the threat of its declining fish populations, aging levees and problem plumbing.
The rest of the article can be found HERE. It’s a sad thing to watch what we’ve done to the water, and not just here, everywhere. I used to love living in Sacramento … and all areas delta related. Everyone who grew up here was a water baby. We started in pools and then the lakes and all of us ended up on one of those rivers.
And then the city came and it all changed, so I gravitated up the mountain for cleaner water. They’re going to reopen a gold mine not 2 miles from here. Wonder what the water will be like then?
Shameless Self-Promotion
04/01/2009
I’m not ashamed, not one bit. You know why? I was laid off. After “unemployment” comes being poor. If there’s one thing I’ve learned here on this earth it is this; being poor makes things very black and white and eliminating things from your life becomes … well … a way of life! Shame was not something I kept vast quantities of on hand anyway. It was easy to toss shame … much like my salad.
My partner and I have been running a couple of online businesses for a complete dolt who is THE biggest pain in the ass I’ve ever known. (See four posts down) So, we have decided to stop making millions for other people and maybe make hundreds for ourselves. That way if the boss does become wealthy we don’t lose our jobs.
Anyway, the point of this post is I want you to buy some of our wares. At least take a look, pretend my boobs , or someone’s boobs are secretly showing on links below:
WWW.PelletStovePart.com I know it’s spring but how about being prepared for next winter? Free shipping on orders over $100 
WWW.Mousewares.com Nearly EVERYTHING you need or want for outdoors, office and home! I’m especially fond of the GIFT BASKETS section. I did that Portable Solar Panels are hot too! Oh, and these lasers ROCK!
WWW.SplashPoolParts.com Swimming pool parts, ’nuff said.
So there you have it, my shameless self-promotion. If you decide to purchase, use the coupon code 10percent during checkout and you’ll get … yep 10% off your order! And if you just want to leave a suggestion on how to improve the site, that’s cool too.
That’s it for now. Keep those freak flags a’flying!
Child Safety
03/26/2009
PLEASE READ
If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a small child please, PLEASE, take this as a warning!!
Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances!!!
Only a moment was enough for the following to happen …
See the photo below – !!CAUTION!! NSFW, THE SQUEAMISH OR SMALL CHILDREN!
Happy AND Sad – Thanks Doug!
03/25/2009
A man and his wife were watching a TV program on Psychology, when the man turned to his wife and said, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said, “You’ve got the biggest penis of all your friends.”
Faith in Humanity Restored
02/23/2009
You know … I sometimes feel like this world is nothing more than pure shit. There’s the eminent extinction of polar bears, the unexplained disappearance of the honey bee, man’s inhumanity to man, greed on a scale I truly can’t fathom, kids growing up in crack houses, and on and on. Sometimes I think there’s no hope. None.
But then I come across something like this and I realize everything will be alright.
TGIF!!
02/20/2009
I hope my boss gets this reference.
